Mom: I have an idea for a twist in your book.
Me: Okay, let’s hear it.
Mom: Have one of them get pregnant…
Me: Well… I don’ t know if–
Mom: … with a zombie.
*pause pause pause*
Me: Are you suggesting necrophelia to spice up my book?
Mom: *laughs*
Me: You know this conversation will end up on my blog, right?
Mom: *curses in Spanish*
Please, no zombie babies. You saw the reaction to the 4th Twilight book…
Also, I don’t understand how that would happen. Unless Zombies mean something else when they ask for “brain.”
lol, I loved this. Especially the curses in spanish. 🙂
AWW! I wish my mom cursed in Spanish…
hahahahahahaha
p.s.
Have you seen this yet?
Only if you name the zombie baby Reenesme or whatever the bleep that name was. 🙂